Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Can I get a halleleujah?!

Same day's news! Scott McClellan resigns! Carl Rove is backing away from his role as Yoda, and will now focus exclusively on his new line of hair products.

This just after Bush insists Rumsfield is not in trouble, even though his own mother's palms go clammy when he walks into the room.

What's Bolten going to do for an encore? Sign the White House Christmas cards? It's only April! I can't wait that long. I'm sure he'll have something fun for me before then.

Is there anyone else who thinks we should redefine the Axis of Evil as "Bush-Cheney-Rumsfield-Rove-Rice?"